A Simple Love Test

Type your name, add your crush, and let this cheeky love test decide if it's meant to be — or a total disaster.

Remember those folded paper fortune tellers from middle school? You'd pick a color, pick a number, and then unfold some ridiculous prediction about your future spouse. This game is exactly that, minus the paper cuts and the detention for passing notes. You get two input boxes, a big pink button, and a heart that pretends to 'calculate' your love percentage. Type in your name and your crush's name, hit submit, and watch the fake suspense build. Here's the thing: it's pure random number generator energy, but that doesn't stop you from running the test fifty times. I tried my name with three different fictional characters and got 23% for one (with a sad trombone sound in my head), 67% for another, and a dramatic 91% with confetti for a third. The anticipation while the little heart pulses is weirdly tense — you know it's meaningless, but your brain still goes 'please be over 80.' It's the perfect sleepover game, where everyone crowds around and shouts predictions before the result lands. The controls couldn't be simpler: just your mouse or finger on a touchscreen. No levels, no unlocks, no skill trees. You click, you laugh, you type another combination. The whole thing takes ten seconds per round, which means you can burn through an entire classroom's worth of crushes in about five minutes. Is it accurate? Of course not. Does that matter? Not even a little. It's free, it's funny, and it settles absolutely zero arguments about which fictional couple is better — but it's a great excuse to argue about them anyway.

Use your mouse or touch-screen to play.

Try ridiculous pairings like 'Pizza' and 'Taco' for maximum laughs. Don't take results seriously — it's completely random. Use a touchscreen on mobile, it's way faster than a mouse. Test the same pair multiple times and enjoy the chaos. Play with friends and guess the percentage before it reveals. Keep a straight face when your crush scores 12%.

Q: Is A Simple Love Test free? A: Yes, completely free to play online with no downloads or payments. Q: Can I play A Simple Love Test on mobile? A: Yes, it works in your mobile browser using touch controls. Q: Do I need to download anything? A: No, it runs directly in your browser as an HTML5 game. Q: How do I get a love percentage? A: Type two names into the boxes and press the calculate button. Q: Does the game save my scores? A: No, results are not stored anywhere. Q: Is the result real or random? A: It's a random fun calculator, not based on real data.