Funny Noob 2 Player

Grab a friend and double-team this candy-collecting platformer where one wrong jump sends both noobs tumbling.

Two blocky noobs, two sets of controls, one shared screen. Funny Noob 2 Player throws you and a friend into a series of tight platforming rooms where you have to grab blue and red candies before the exit door even thinks about opening. Player one handles WASD, player two gets the arrow keys, and neither of you can succeed alone. I learned that the hard way when I sprinted to the door with my candy, only to find my brother still stuck three platforms back with his. The level design is simple but surprisingly devious. Some candies sit on moving platforms, others hover over spike pits (okay, maybe just pits), and the doors don't care how fast you are if one of you is missing a single candy. Mobile players get touch buttons, which is fine casually, but this game really sings with two people hunched over the same keyboard. There's a special kind of chaos when you both try to jump at the same time and accidentally nudge each other into a fall. What keeps me coming back is the cooperative tension. It's not a fighting game despite the category — it's more like a two-player puzzle platformer where communication beats reflexes. Call out which candy you're going for, wait for your partner to clear the way, and don't leave them behind. The noobs themselves are goofy little Minecraft-looking dudes that flop around when they die, which softens the blow of your fiftieth restart. If you've got a sibling or a friend who enjoys mild chaos, this is a solid way to spend twenty minutes. Just don't expect to stay friends if one of you keeps hogging the candy.

*Players use \\\\\\\\WASD\\\\\\\\ AND \\\\\\\\Arrow key\\\\\\\\ keys to move. *Mobile gameplay, mobile touch control is available. *Collect the blue and red candies. Reach the door.

Split the room early: one player heads for red candies, the other for blue, then regroup at the door. Use the pause between jumps to call out your next move — silent players cause most of the restarts. On mobile, the touch buttons can overlap if both thumbs drift; stick to one side of the screen per player. If a platform has a moving edge, wait for it to swing back before committing, don't rush the jump. Don't enter the door until both players have collected every candy; the exit won't trigger and you'll waste time backtracking.

Q: Is Funny Noob 2 Player free to play? A: Yes, it's completely free in your browser with no downloads or hidden fees. Q: Can I play Funny Noob 2 Player on my phone? A: Mobile touch controls are available, but for two players a keyboard works best. Q: Do I need to download anything to play? A: No, it runs in any modern browser as an HTML5 game, just click and play. Q: Can I play Funny Noob 2 Player alone? A: You can control both noobs yourself, but it's designed for two players sharing the screen. Q: What are the controls for both players? A: Player 1 uses WASD, player 2 uses arrow keys; mobile players get on-screen touch buttons. Q: Is there a time limit in Funny Noob 2 Player? A: No timer, but you'll need to collect all blue and red candies before the door opens.