Noob VS Evil Granny

Sneak through a creepy house, swap weapons on the fly, and blast an evil granny before she corners you.

I wasn't ready for how tense this got. The first time I rounded a corner and saw Granny's silhouette at the end of the hall, I fumbled the grenade and nearly blew myself up. That's the kind of game Noob VS Evil Granny is—a scrappy first-person survival shooter where you're a hapless noob trying to clear a creepy house full of nastiness. You move with WASD, look with the mouse, and swap weapons with the wheel. Right-click aims down sights, left-click fires, G tosses grenades, and R reloads. Press F to grab ammo or gear off tables and shelves. The gunplay feels surprisingly solid for a browser title. Each weapon has its own kick and reload rhythm, and managing your ammo matters because Granny isn't the only thing lurking. You'll hear footsteps before you see anything, and that audio cue gives you just enough time to back into a corner or cook a grenade. I found myself saving grenades for doorways and stairwells, where enemies bunch up. The house itself is a maze of dark rooms and narrow corridors—perfect for panic shots and accidental wall-bangs. What kept me coming back was the constant pressure. There's no save system, so every attempt is a fresh run. You'll die, learn the layout, and then die again because you got cocky and rushed a room with three enemies. The "noob" in the title isn't just flavor; the game assumes you're fumbling at first. But once you learn the weapon spawns and figure out which corners Granny likes to camp, it becomes a twisted little speedrun challenge. If you want a quick, free horror shooter that doesn't hold your hand, this one scratches that itch.

W A S D to walk around Mouse to Look around Left Mouse Button to Fire Right Mouse Button to Aim Mouse Wheel To Change Weapons G for Grenades R to Reload F to Pickup Items

Aim down sights with right mouse before firing; hip fire sprays wide. Save grenades for when Granny gets too close—they clear rooms fast. Check every room for ammo and weapons, the early rooms hide extra clips. Reload before entering a new area, not during a chase. Use the mouse wheel to swap weapons instantly instead of opening a menu. Keep moving after you shoot; standing still makes you an easy target.

Q: Is Noob VS Evil Granny free? A: Yes, it's completely free to play in your browser. Q: Do I need to download anything? A: No, it runs in your browser with no downloads or installs. Q: Can I play Noob VS Evil Granny on mobile? A: It's designed for keyboard and mouse, so mobile may not work well. Q: How do I aim down sights? A: Hold the right mouse button to aim, then click left button to fire. Q: What do I do if I run out of ammo? A: Search the area for weapon pickups or ammo boxes; press F to pick them up. Q: Is there a save feature? A: Progress may reset when you close the tab, since it's a browser game.